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fallen from shadow
The Guldriod is a spirit creature from my stories with a long, intricate tale of heroism and tragedy. The relationship between myself and the character is fathomless. Sometimes I think we are...one in the same.
Alex::16::Sagittarius
Location: Neverwhere
I'm a writer. All I do is dream.
Generally speaking...
Likes: writing | reading | fantasy | art | mythology | music | movies | travel | diversity | nature | eating | sleeping | being alone
Dislikes:
dolts | society | politics | conformity | expectations | school | Muggles
Favourites!
Books: Harry Potter (all) |
The Lord of the Rings (all Tolkien Works) | Holes | The Giver | Kleopatra & Pharoah | Candide | The Revenants | The Mists of Avalon
Movies: The Lord of the Rings (all) | Pirates of the Caribbean | Secret Window | Office Space | Shrek 1 & 2 | The Matrix (1) | Terminator (1 & 2) | Interview With the Vampire | Napoleon Dynamite | HP: PoA | The Emperor's New Groove
T.V. Shows: Reno 911! | I Love the 70s/80s/90s | South Park | Samurai Jack | The Daily Show w/ Jon Stewart | Late Night w/ Conan O'Brian | Wildboyz | Viva la Bam
Food: seafood | fried chicken | pizza
Bands: Evanescence | Linkin Park | The Darkness | Incubus | Our Lady Peace | Nirvana | Chevelle | Staind | A Fire Inside | Three Days Grace
Writers: J.K. Rowling | J.R.R. Tolkien | Karen Essex | Neil Gaiman | Kristen Britain | Geoffrey Farrington | Dave Barry
Artist: Linda Bergkvist
Goals in life: publish a book or two | travel the world | get rich then give everything away to the needy | open a farm for abused animals | and...er, get my eyebrow pierced:)
Me in a nutshell.
AIM: Aaie Ciiayerhun
For more about me and the life I live, visit www.xanga.com/Dark_Archer
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Sunday, July 25, 2004
The events as they occured...
Msngr. Brendan: I come on behalf of Lord John the Fat of Woodleaf.
Me: Proceed.
Brendan: <<clears throat>> My lord humbly requests that you relinquish the European chocolate you horde.
Me: I hardly consider the request humble.
Brendan: Well there's more. If you decline, he shall be forced to...to annoy the crap out of you. I believe those were his words, yes.
Me: I see...
Brendan: <<Waits>>
Me: Tell my brother - absolutely fucking not.
Brendan: <<bows>> Yes, your Excellency. <<leaves>>
Me: <<returns to work>>
Brendan: <<pops his head back in>> You wouldn't happen to be at all French?
Me: No, not at all.
Brendan: Dammit. <<turns>><<audibly whispers to Scott>> He won't give up easily.
Brendan & Scott: <<leave>><<can be heard calling through the house>> Lord John! We bear ill news...he's not French!
Brendan returns minutes later.
Brendan: Lord John says that if you do not comply to his humble request, he shall commence biological experiments on her Magesty the Queen Gypsy Desirée Bomont III.
Me: Are you kidding me?
Brendan: I'm afraid not, your Highness. The man is quite mad.
Me: Hypothetically - if I were to give each one of you a small morsel of German triple-layered chocolate, this delectable culinary confection, would you leave me alone forevermore?
Brendan: Forevermore is an awfully long time, your -
Me: ANSWER, FOOL!
Brendan: <<hesitates>> My lord requires a 'small half', as he so eloquently put it.
Me: Ha! A 'small half'. Oh yes, such a way with words. Tell my brother he speaks nonesense and I shall be forever disinclined to aquiesce to his request, however humble you deem it.
Brendan: <<pauses>> You wouldn't happen to be at all Scottish or Irish...?
Me: Yes, I would. Both.
Scott: <<whispers>> Joy. All we have to do is get him drunk.
Brendan: Thus, you have sealed the Queen's fate. <<bows>> Good day, your Awesomeness.
Posted at 01:19 am by Guldriod
Monday, July 12, 2004
Ah, finally. I'm back from the various beaches I've occupied for the past two weeks. Catching up hasn't been nearly as difficult as I thought it would be, though it still seems like a large chunk of my life was punched out. The trip was loads of fun, and I hope to repeat it next year if I don't have a job by then, which I probably will. Meh.
Didn't get much reading done, but I did finish Sabriel, which ended better than it started. It was slow going at first, I just couldn't get into it. But my mind was steady on vacation and somehow I could concentrate. In terms of writing style, it kind of bored me at first, but it did have a lot of similes, some very good ones and very few I didn't like. The story and world were acceptable, but the rules of the magic seemed hazy to me. Vague. I was kind of left hanging by a thread to see how things would be accomplished, unable to predict anything for myself, which is frustrating and in the end anticlimatic. Whatever though, I can still see why people like it. I may decide to read the rest of the Abhorsen series, but we'll just see.
However, I did manage to read a really awesome Gothic vampire novel called The Revenants. Captivating, thought-provoking, emotionally stirring, and beautifully written, it encompassed almost everything I look for in a good classic horror. I devoured it in scattered periods of about five hours total, as it provided excellent escapism to my current cheery, shallow atmosphere of the time. That's what good books do, I suppose.
Now I'm doing some light reading with a short historical fiction called There Will Be Wolves before I delve into Salem's Lot and then perhaps some Dragonlance. In a word: crap. Total crap. It's bland, boring, childish, and not to mention culturally inaccurate for the time period while still remaining true to some historical events. I won't get into the gritty details though. Waste of time and energy. I'll have to finish it, even though I never finished The Theif Lord for some of the same reasons. So boring, but that probably has something to do with it being so far below my reading level. I might return to that though. The end is always better than the beginning. Wolves can't get any worse, so I'll just keep going till it gets better, I guess.
Gah! Enough ranting about books.
I haven't gotten around to unpacking yet, but it's weighing on my mind with people coming to clean the house tomorrow. Back to the old problems, ya? The old silly conflicts. The news, the gossip, the chores, the wasted hours. Summer will be what I make it. That's right, more responsibility.
I think I'll go see King Arthur now. Not entirely excited about anything but the battles (which will be overdone, I'm sure), but it's kind of a must-see for me and my Athurian legend fanhood. Perhaps I'll post a review later on my Xanga, perhaps not. I'm no historian, and I know the legends are open to all kinds of interpretation, but mine's the best for me and turning Guinivere (Gwenhwyfar!) into a scantily-clad fighting machine is just plain wrong. The Romanizing sucks too.
Me and my pessimistic self.
Posted at 03:54 pm by Guldriod
Monday, June 14, 2004
After seeing PoA for the second time this weekend, I think I’m now capable of posting a kind of short review devoid of all the initial emotion I felt after the first viewing. They made a lot of changes, but I’m pleased with most of them. I’d like to try and organize my thoughts from positive to negative, and I’ll try not to ramble. Just bear with me.
First off, I must commend the fine skills of Director Alfonso Cauron. Masterful work. His understanding of the spirit of the films came through in the dark, emotional, and somehow casual state of it all. The cinematography was worked to near perfection. There was much more experimenting done with the camera – something I love to see. The theatrical license he took with shrunken heads and haunting choir worked well. Speaking of music, I was hard-pressed to find any used in the film that I didn’t like. The score was varied and appropriate throughout.
I was also impressed with how he used the castle and the grounds. The way he filmed the turrets (meek though they undoubtedly were compared to the ones I see when reading) was spectacular. There was a much better variety of paintings, though some of them seemed quite out of place (giraffe?). Not sure I liked the change of the Fat Lady and her location, but the scene with the drunken wailing (I can’t call it singing) and the glass was amusing. The clocks. What can I say about the clocks? I thought they were magnificent in their scale and all they symbolised with regard to Hermione’s situation (and it only being a matter of time before Sirius found wee little Potter and the Dark Lord’s servant returned to him). The giant pendulum was cool too; to break away from the clocks, however diverse they were. The grounds practically were the film. Everything seemed to revolve around them and the clocks. The lake and scenery were wonderful - very enchanting (as they should be). The mist-laden forest looked great as usual, with those huge ancient trees. But what made the grounds really look magical were the odd-shaped ruins scattered over the countryside like miniature Stonehenges. In my eyes, they added a lot to the setting. It actually looked like a hidden realm of wizards of Scotland.
In terms of acting, I enjoyed Emma Thomson’s portrayal of Professor Trelawney, though I never pictured the big hair. Whatever, it worked. Michael Gambon – a Dumbledore who can talk! The kids are getting better, save for Hermione, who seems to have regressed as an actress. David Thewlis made a great Lupin. Again, not how I pictured him, but the acting job made up for it. However, as for Sirius, it didn’t matter how well Gary Oldman could act, I still could never look at him and say the word ‘Sirius’…or ‘serious’ for that matter. I mean, could they have done a worse job casting? I think the Brothers Warner took the book and said, ‘Ok, it says tall - let’s make him short. Handsome? No, we don’t want this movie to sell. Straight black hair…to his elbows?! Aw, hell no! Let’s make it short and curly! Oh, and we’ll throw in a beard while we’re at it…just to piss off all the die-hard Sirius fans who love his image as well as his character.’ Good job, WB!
Having not read the book in a while, I didn’t get too picky about cut scenes and a lack of explanation for a certain four Marauders. I couldn’t have everything my way, after all. But later it started to bother me; I mean, why not? They could have devoted a few minutes to explaining something the audience would find thoroughly ironic and enjoy. But perhaps, if they had done that, it would have tapped too deeply into my fanhood and disappointed me the way the first two films had by making everything so simple and…seemingly stupid.
Speaking of which, it’s time I get into the negative. The scene in the Shrieking Shack would have been a huge disappointment if I had let it disappoint me. Yes, I was cringing through the whole thing, but I kept in mind that it would be a letdown no matter what (if I let it) because that is the scene that I’m most attached to in the series (not to mention the one I can recite by heart). But at least I can laugh when I say it was horribly portrayed. I couldn’t quite understand what was up with the werewolf; he still looked half-human, and he was…well…bald. Yeah. And Pettigrew? Not even going to touch on that one. The time-turner sequence was well worked, though less impressive the second time ‘round.
People seem to be confused by all the random stuff going on…like the bluebird in the Whomping Willow. Many think this is a poor attempt at a ‘humour break’, but if you’re thinking broadly, it’s not. Just goes to show how much deeper this film runs than its predecessors. The bluebird represents the bluebird of happiness, an archetype in literature, and the bluebird will crash into the Whomping Willow and explode whenever happy times are about to turn grim. If one pays attention, one will notice how little things throughout the film that one could easily label as ‘random’ actually stand for something a hell of a lot bigger than a bird flying into a tree.
Okay, that about raps it up. Again, better filming, direction, acting, music, dialogue, special effects, and imagery. Maybe it’s just the fact that I’m getting used to seeing an extremely rough edition of my favourite story on the silver screen, and I’ve come to accept whatever it has to offer as entertainment, and not as a recreation of what’s firmly implanted in my mind as being true. There were things that could have been done better – such as the effect the Dementors have on Harry – but we can’t always win. I’m just thankful for what the filmmakers have improved, and I’m going to pretend GoF will be a fiasco so I won’t get let down when it is. Shhhhhhh.
‘You tell those spiders, Ron.’
-:-:-Guldriod-:-:-
Posted at 04:37 pm by Guldriod
Thursday, May 20, 2004
I've seen them: those who talk in circles until they find a side; those who know the world as black and white.
I was one.
Maybe I still am.
At least now I see the shades in all that is and is not...in all that sort of is and sort of isn't.
I can look at the clouds and not think of rain.
I can look at you and not hate you or love you.
I took a step back
And I can see again -
I can see the shades of grey.
Posted at 04:57 pm by Guldriod
Wednesday, May 05, 2004
She walks barefoot over the ruins
Stones cold underfoot
Smoke coiling around bare ankles
She sings
She laughs
She dances
She tosses the petals
The papers
The lost hours
They flutter then rest in her wake
Taken by flame
To fold over each other into ash
To crumble into the tainted sea
Laugh, my love
Let your hair dance on the wind
That carries your dreams to the sky
I've been testing all day. AP...it's finally over. Done. No more. Ever.
My 'friends' can see now that the barriers are down. They'll come running back...and you'll probably see more poems from me :]
Posted at 07:07 pm by Guldriod
Saturday, May 01, 2004
'Down with the sickness!' Reprise
sprklingdimond88: anywho, what have you been up to?
Aaie Ciiayerhun: pfffffffffffff
Aaie Ciiayerhun: busy being a worthless pile of sheeet
Aaie Ciiayerhun: seriously, i've been watching tv, sleeping, eating, foruming, and reading for the past what...forty-eight hours?
sprklingdimond88: excellent
Aaie Ciiayerhun: i left my house twice - once to get popeye's, and once to get subway
Aaie Ciiayerhun: and i've remained in pajamas
sprklingdimond88: that's hot.
Eyem inn ah phunee mude...
Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant!
Utinam conjurati te in foro interficiant!
Utinam logica falso tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. (Anything said in Latin sounds profound.)
Alex = radix lecti
Posted at 11:43 pm by Guldriod
Friday, April 30, 2004
That's right...and I got to stay home from school today and sleep in. I feel like such a worthless pile of shit; all I've done for the past twenty-eight hours is sleep, eat, watch tv, and sit in front of my computer. I haven't even read. Somebody shoot me, quick!
That reminds me: I missed archery today! CURSE YOU AQUA SCUM!!!
I also missed the coffee house at school - something I'm going to be working for next year. Uuuuuurrrgggg
We hates this, precious...
In better news, I get to do nothing but study and chill this weekend. AP test next week...whoot whoot! I square the whoot because after Wednesday I'm done with AP (for the most part). One thing off my shoulders.
[And] I'm one step closer to the end...(AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK!) --olde LP :-D
Sigh.
Posted at 06:39 pm by Guldriod
Sunday, April 25, 2004
Welcome, friends, foes, and curious strangers, to my brand new blog. Ah, the things we create to avoid going to sleep at night!
Maybe someday I'll find the time to learn some code and make this thing a bit more personal. These settings suit my purposes for now, though.
So what's going on with me right now? I'm a disgruntled student ready to get back to what's important: writing, reading, drawing, foruming, gaming, and rpging. Got some insane weeks coming up - but when they're over I get my life back and I'll be able to start updating this page more often. Hopefully.
Perhaps I'll make a site, too. Dreaming...
Took a break from school work today and got out. Won my football (soccer) game, then went to Vans and got some shoes. Got a belt and a cd too. I usually don't enjoy shopping, but today was fun. Broke the monotony.
My clock is telling me to get some sleep now - church in the wee hours of the morning. I hate living my life by a little ticking machine. Someday I'll live in the wilderness, and I won't own a clock...and the sun alone will tell me when to do what.
Dreams, dreams...
G'night, folks.
Posted at 01:27 am by Guldriod
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